Lunatic insanity post-traumatic person is who I am.

Found the mood to post some shit eventually. Ummm, there's something fly through my brain when I was on the golden bowl few hours ago. So, tell me, what's your happiest and saddest moments ?

Happiest moments I've been through :

-When constipation is cured !

-Being an lunatic person . hehehehehe

-Fart vigorously without letting people know !

-Heavy downpour is the best time for sleeping .

-Shouting at people name then hid away .

-I've actually remove 1000 leg hair with a tweezers ! 

-Picking nose when you've stop picking it for like..2 days.

-Dream of something wonderful like umm, wonderland ?

-Rubbing the bruises on the skin makes you love and hate !

-PEOPLE GET ANGRY WHEN THEY READ MY hunk/junk POST ! ;D

Greatest moments of all : Constipation cured !

Saddest moments I've experienced :

-Constipation occurred.

-When a violin string broke.

-When the silence seems so loud =/

-Mom,I'm sad, don't scold me again !

-Open your mouth halfway then you stopped , you can't sneeze.

-Expand and contract, the shit you produced was like the size of a peanut.

-I fell into a muddy drain which contains shit and peepee and everything nice T_T 

-Realized that your nose has actually nothing for you to pick again, keep picking it and you get nose bleed.

Worst moment of all : Expand and contract, the shit you produced was like the size of a peanut.

Life that I crave for : Life without constipation .

You and I have something in common ? Post it on the comment box below !

Let's talk about English today !

English as in The United Kingdom . I was very confused at first and now my mysteries finally solved. United Kingdom is divided into Scotland, England, Wales and Northern Ireland ! As shown :

Clear Enough ? They're all united to become 'United Kingdom' . Hope I am right. It it actually cool that countries can be united ! I always thought the whole thing is call England. ( Or it is ? )

The telephone Booth. This telephone kiosk is never too old for anyone. 

It is convenient and a trademark for England. 

Cool ~

Not forgetting about their buses too !

I got this tiny double deckle bus key ring during a British Fair. The saddest thing is that, I looked to the bottom, it writes : Made in China.

Red telephone Kiosk and Red Double Deckle bus.

The main point is that, UK accent is a harsh one, but I love'em ! In Brunei, we're studying U.K English but non of us have the accent. We're more to U.S accent due to the influences of Movies, Songs and whatever usage of U.S English. I've always read something and try to imitate how English people do, but that is hilarious when I try every time.

An Idol of mine, who owns a sexy voice, Shane Filan from Westlife. ( Filan and his band is from Ireland, UK, I was wondering is it Ireland or Northern Ireland ) I love his voice but honestly I couldn't understand what he say.

This is Steven Gerrard with his words . ( ENGLAND darling football player, no, not soccer alright ! )

Again, I don't understand a single word, oh bummer !

Tips to imitate Irish Accent : Harden your consonants

The American trait of slurring consonants is most obvious with compound expressions: coulda, woulda, shoulda, wanna, gonna.
Instead of those, try these : Could have, would have, should have, want to, going to .

I think I m confusing myself and getting myself into accent problems ! I love both US and UK accent but I've set my keyboard as US keyboard. So I'll be using Organise as Organize, Realise as Realize , Colour as Color. Or else I'll be facing these annoying problems : ( The red zigzag underline under every UK spelling )

So, I think I gonna stop confusing myself now.

HUNK OR JUNK ? ( I re-edit this post,think you have to read it again )

First of all, this is just my 'opinion' guys. You don't have to get serious about it, don't get yourself from posttraumatric ! I know you won't ;)

Okay, I don't care what you all say, but I don't like these FAGGOTS ! I just can't understand how did Korean boy band get famous so successfully. I seriously don't know who they phuck are they, found these pictures on facebook random users.

I don't understand. They're both wearing suit, but why did they just looked so different ? That Junk even applied make-up ! Totally a FAGGOT ! FAILED !

Okay, I seriously don't know who the hell is that Junk. What do you call a male with a teddy bear ? ( It's different if you yourself is a werewolf . )Yes, you're right, it's 'Sissy' ! At young age, korean guys start to do plastic surgery to become 'prettier'.

 

Do you see Zac Efron holding a lollipop dancing around with a phone ? Hell no, High school musical sucks but at least he didn't dance with a lollipop around. He's growing up manly and I have no idea what the hell did korean guys grow into, more feminine ?

Erm, I guess both the hunks turned junks ! Mark from Westlife just got engaged with his boyfriend Kevin on 28 January 2010 ! But Eminem says : If someone love each other, what the hell we're caring for ?

BUMMER BUMMER BUMMMMMMMER ! WHAT HAPPENED TO MY LOVE ? 

What's with his belly and his hair ? But I guess I still love him ! HAHAH !


WHOEVER HATES ME. I'M TELLIN' , I M NOT RACIST ! I USED TO LOVE K-POP. I LEARNED KOREAN AND EVERYTHING. I KNOW SOMEONE VIEWED THIS and hates me ;)

Cause that's the only thing I had that still make sense.

Played by ear ! Jangan complain banyak !

Everytime ~ ( incomplete )

 

Everytime I try to fly I fall without my wings, I feel so small . 

( I never knew Britney has wings , she's fairy ! )

We share the laughter,and the pain.

We even share the tears.

I DROPPED MY STAR PENDANT ! A gift from my sister for my birthday last year. The pendant is like a part of me.. it was my first white gold jewelery though. It was last night , I went to Cheezbox before the movie. I did sensed something slipped away but I thought it was a coin so I ignore it.

The bracelet is incomplete without the pendant !


Just..don't make myself hard that way. By the way, Inception is a really good movie . At first it blow off your mind and at last it blow your mind off. I still couldn't get the meaning although I did. ( I think ) Go watch it and tell me something  !

[ Totem still spinning. ]

WHOAH !

READERS are increasin' ! I know not much but at least..

So,I've got something to show ya. My make-up and editing skills are improved ! HAH !

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Readers, if you like my blog, show'em to others ;D

Secret Rendezvous.

Did I not mention about my secret rendezvous with Peter Facinelli ? Well I guess Laurent Taylor is in the list ! Who wouldn't weaken their legs seeing the young hunk Laurent's packs ? I love the line when Jacob actually told Edward that he is hotter than him ! That's very sarcastic !

Carlisle Cullen ( Peter Fecinelli ) 

He is BLONDE !

Look at his body. 

And he was this before ! 

Guys, Time to hit the gym ! It's time !

All I can do is watch you leave.

Totally submerged myself in the dense forest.

With both eyes closed, I'm flying without my wings, to beyond, to anywhere. Spreading my arms against the air, I am crossing the oceans and the continents, and eventually landed on the cloud safely. A mile away, I see the rainbow glowed  behind a cloud with real tiny Leprechaun and golds. Again I fly but they're all gone when I reached them, it might be just an illusion, I told myself.

But you couldn't ever believe, flying alone in the air is the greatest thing you'd be experienced. It's just like you're taking adrenaline.. ( No, I don't mean Bunjee )

With a glance, I sped back on the land. Slashy-sound were created by the touch of my bare foot and the cold grass. In a sudden, Moonlight Sonata played melancholy in my heart, rushing through the veins ( although the music was kinda Lento Adagio Andante (which means moderately slow in music term ) ), flowing through my soul. There is this habit, clicking my finger in the air when music is playing in my heart, and I couldn't stop until I get bored of it. Clicking and clicking and clicking and imagination really gets me more and more unrealistic, AND, get me out of from the pain. Yes, pain.

Or ought to say, emotional or perhaps loner ?

Spending moment alone with myself for some times, he finally spoke to me, figuratively. Saying that eternity actually waits for me. Forever wasn't a precised word for describing his love to me, he said silently then the voices faded out after the last word..

My heart cracked so does it crashed. Moonlight sonata continued to played in forte and crescendo . Knowing that the truth he was actually not exist in this world anymore. He abandoned me, he left me and he killed my soul. Knowing that he would never return. Believing that he would never return.......What should I do ?

Carefully threw myself into the pond, there was no living organism except me. I try to hold my breathe as long as possible, or possible for me to sleep. You know what it means, it means that .. I could just sleep until the angels or maybe the death god comes for me. I was truly deeply hurt..

Still holding my breathe.. until my pulse stop beating..

All you can do is watch me leave.......

SPAIN SPAIN SPAIN !

 Buena Suerte, Spain !
Paul The Octopus Chose You !

 Fifa, Federation Internationale Football Association 2010 has come to an end. A glance of eye, a month has passed so interestingly ! Can't wait for 2014 Fifa which will be held at Brazil ! 

( I know I'm too early, but who cares ` =D ) 

Well,it's nice to meet you Boris.

Is there any reader named Boris ? Tell me tell me !

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-and yeah you should always remember my blog is well known for unrelated title to the post.
-make sure to come back often to get yourself up-date of your craziness and lame-ness.
-click for more older post as I've always had wonderpost !

ALEJANDRO /


So, anyone missed the movie When In Rome ? That was bad I missed it when the movie premiere in the Cinemas. So I bought the DVD ~ Okay, I was suppose to buy the GOLD disk instead of purple.. but I thought it was gold so I purchased it ! The story, isn't logic at all, unrealistic, but I guess that's what the important point is. Peoples like it anyway and so do I ~ Cheers to all workaholic lady who found the love !

Any suggestion for new movie ? I seriously wanna watch Eclipse but.. I couldn't get anyone watching with me ! I thought watching DVD alone wasn't that bad too, SIGH ~ lol !

What happen when everyone try to crucify you ? ( Just a blink in my brain ~ )

Well, gotta go ~

Tears in heaven !

Back to the heaven, let me show you more pictures of the Kota Kinabalu trip.

Lok Kawi Wildlife Park, the Zoo

RM2 rides per hour ! 

The Mammoth, no,it isn't, it's an elephant.

Is this a bear or dog ? It's a bear.

TIGER ! 

Orang Utan. ( Woo-tonne, not you-tang )

Proboscis Monkey ~

What's this call again ? That dancing creature in the Cartoon Movie, Madagascar ~

blah. I've got 5 pairs of Converse . TEEHEE

This eagle, I could say, ELEGANT.

Manukan Island.

Go to facebook to see even more pictures . ( Filtered )

Paradise !

Just think to post something tonight. Don't forget my titles are always not related to the post ! Carry-on, read !

What's for Christmas this year ?
: A trip to..the moon. So I don't have to get any cheese for my cheeseless Spaghetti like what I had last week. It tasted like Orange juice without Orange. Get it ?

Do bald men wash their head with soap or shampoo ?

uhmm..

Do you ever think why the sky isn't green ?
BECAUSE it is blue.

Anybody watched Date Night ? A great comedy I could recommend ! Go, go watch it ~


SIGH.
My private life right now ? I think there's something I could say.
- I need a bigger space for a closure .






In the jungle the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight.
Jerbing.

I am I am I am I am

an Orange ! No I am not ! I am exhausted ! I swim from Golfo Dulce ( Costa Rica ) to Turbo ( Columbia ) without crossing the Panama Canal ! You know how far is the difference ? It is so far that people built Panama Canal to load the ships ! ( A big round around the North America )

In the trip, I swim with the fishes, Squid, Octopus, Optimus Prime and Spongebob ! Nah, only the fishes ~ I couldn't catch the fishes because it is against the law. Catching illegally will be fined $500 a single fish ! With the helpless help of the life jacket, I'm always floating like a floating corpse ! Nevertheless, the snorkel don't allowed you to sink, if it does, you'll be swallowing very much salty sea water !

I didn't swim that far, I went to Manukan Island, Kota Kinabalu.

Para sailing before reaching the island, 15 minutes seems just a glance high up in the sky. Experiencing the greatest wind breeze 50 metres away from the sea. What more could you ask for ?

Colorful mini Submarines lining up on the shore. It takes you into the sea with your head inside the bell shaped like tube and your body sitting on the seat and your hands grabbing the handle just like riding a motorcycle. The boss said he is renting us for RM150 but for the Caucasian RM250 per rides ! haha !But we weren't riding, it's just like throwing cash to the sea, we can snorkel !

Snorkeling around !

(Not taking with my own camera, but Chris's Olympus, this is not the original quality, I took this picture in the screen of Chris's camera ! Get it ? )

Yiyi and Mom.

Optimus Prime ! Obviously not, they're fishes !

Feeding the fishes with bread stuck between the toes ~ Feeling gross but actually fun !

I don't actually take a lot of pictures because I was swimming and snorkeling all the time, Chris did, his camera is waterproof. Manukan Island trip was happened on the 3rd day, stay tuned to read the 2nd day trip- to the Lok Kawi Zoo !

I never knew Brazilian speaks Portuguese !

It took me so long to figure it out that Brazilian actually speaks Brazilian Portuguese ! Skip the point..

I didn't mean to be racist, but actually I am.. But I guess I just don't see the point why am I that racist, I m talking about China, which myself is a Chinese ( at least I don't come from china ? ) China Sucks man ! There is this true story :

Americans celebrate their National day on 4th July, and so there's is this citizen went to Dollar Tree and bought a U.S flag. He then found the flag which printed 61 stars which originally only have 51 stars ( There is meaning and stories behind the stars and stripes. ) ! He went back to the store and asked the storekeeper. The storekeeper then said : Oh, it was made in China !

 GROSS ! hahah

Start to feel distance again .

( don't bother about the title, but it actually narrates about myself, my feeling to peoples around me )

Move your mind away, don't you dare to think so much ! I'm really flattering that more readers from different country start visiting my blog, I don't care how often, I'm happy even visit once !

So. THERE'S FOOTBALL MATCH TONIGHT BABY ! ITS BRAZIL VERSUS NETHERLANDS ( if i m not mistaken ) I can bet with my last coin that everybody's bet for Brazil ! ( not in term of the bet's rule, I mean everybody support Brazil ) [ I think so ~ )

I'm now distract because smell of the chemical I was inhaling and breathing in just now ! I combined 3 kinds of bathroom tiles cleaner which equally to more than 20 kinds of chemicals ( I think it is fatal ) to clean the stained tiles of the bathroom. I might die if I continue to emerge myself in the fkn' bathroom ! The smell is just like Ammonia, it is just like a knife inserting to your nostril and thrust directly to your brain ! So so so scared ! I felt good that I'm still alive haha !

See ya all !