iShit !

Imagine every iNon-vowel iWord iWith an 'i' at iThe iFront. iThat's iQuite annoying. I iBought a iPair of iFancy earphones iTo iGo iWith iThe iPhone iPouch. iFanciful !

iFrance iPouch  ~

I iGot iThose earphones iFor $5 iBut I iSaw iThem iSold iFor $11 on a iSingapore iWebsite.

iWant it ? iThey are adorable ! iUHUH ! iWonder if iThe iManafacturer iSell iHeadphones, i iWant iHeadphones iToo, iSeems iSo iCool ! 

And I ah...iSaw iThis Application..iUhhh...

iYou all everybody iShould iDownload it ! iJustin iBieber !

And I iWas iLike iBaby iBaby iBaby iOH ~

iSo iLong, iThat 'I' infront is iReally annoying.. iTell iMe iWhat's iYour iFavourite iApplication ! iLet's iShare ! iMine is Tower bloxx, Maze finger, Classic Toy, i-Gun Lite, iDrag Paper, Just Fillin' and Virtuoso Piano.

iShould I add an iCbox ? A iLot of iPeople asking iMe iTo add one, iBut everybody is iJust iToo iShy iTo iTalk ! It iWas iThere iLong iAgo iBut i iRemove it eventually iBecause iNo one iTalks iThere ! iThere's anothing iThing, iJust iDon't iVote iFor iMe iFor iThe iFacebook iPicture ( iYou iWill iSee it in iMy iPicture ). I'm iNot iWilling iTo iJoin at all, iThink it is iJust iPretty iLame.

Hugo !

What to post today ? One day I'm not posting something, readers will decrease ! I've been watching tv series - LOST these days. Although I m late, but at least I'm watching !

I am so full now, thanks to coffee bean. Coffee bean always a greater choice than 'STARBUCKS' . Starbucks' coffee is hell, worst coffee ever. Indian $1 coffees are much more nicer though. I was hungry earlier , at that very moment, I felt like I'm so lost. haha ! Lost without food, starve,hunger and fatigue. ( nah, not that serious ) Just, hungry !

Not wasting my time as well as yours , I'm gonna off now. See you all around !

Lunatic insanity post-traumatic person is who I am.

Found the mood to post some shit eventually. Ummm, there's something fly through my brain when I was on the golden bowl few hours ago. So, tell me, what's your happiest and saddest moments ?

Happiest moments I've been through :

-When constipation is cured !

-Being an lunatic person . hehehehehe

-Fart vigorously without letting people know !

-Heavy downpour is the best time for sleeping .

-Shouting at people name then hid away .

-I've actually remove 1000 leg hair with a tweezers ! 

-Picking nose when you've stop picking it for like..2 days.

-Dream of something wonderful like umm, wonderland ?

-Rubbing the bruises on the skin makes you love and hate !

-PEOPLE GET ANGRY WHEN THEY READ MY hunk/junk POST ! ;D

Greatest moments of all : Constipation cured !

Saddest moments I've experienced :

-Constipation occurred.

-When a violin string broke.

-When the silence seems so loud =/

-Mom,I'm sad, don't scold me again !

-Open your mouth halfway then you stopped , you can't sneeze.

-Expand and contract, the shit you produced was like the size of a peanut.

-I fell into a muddy drain which contains shit and peepee and everything nice T_T 

-Realized that your nose has actually nothing for you to pick again, keep picking it and you get nose bleed.

Worst moment of all : Expand and contract, the shit you produced was like the size of a peanut.

Life that I crave for : Life without constipation .

You and I have something in common ? Post it on the comment box below !

Let's talk about English today !

English as in The United Kingdom . I was very confused at first and now my mysteries finally solved. United Kingdom is divided into Scotland, England, Wales and Northern Ireland ! As shown :

Clear Enough ? They're all united to become 'United Kingdom' . Hope I am right. It it actually cool that countries can be united ! I always thought the whole thing is call England. ( Or it is ? )

The telephone Booth. This telephone kiosk is never too old for anyone. 

It is convenient and a trademark for England. 

Cool ~

Not forgetting about their buses too !

I got this tiny double deckle bus key ring during a British Fair. The saddest thing is that, I looked to the bottom, it writes : Made in China.

Red telephone Kiosk and Red Double Deckle bus.

The main point is that, UK accent is a harsh one, but I love'em ! In Brunei, we're studying U.K English but non of us have the accent. We're more to U.S accent due to the influences of Movies, Songs and whatever usage of U.S English. I've always read something and try to imitate how English people do, but that is hilarious when I try every time.

An Idol of mine, who owns a sexy voice, Shane Filan from Westlife. ( Filan and his band is from Ireland, UK, I was wondering is it Ireland or Northern Ireland ) I love his voice but honestly I couldn't understand what he say.

This is Steven Gerrard with his words . ( ENGLAND darling football player, no, not soccer alright ! )

Again, I don't understand a single word, oh bummer !

Tips to imitate Irish Accent : Harden your consonants

The American trait of slurring consonants is most obvious with compound expressions: coulda, woulda, shoulda, wanna, gonna.
Instead of those, try these : Could have, would have, should have, want to, going to .

I think I m confusing myself and getting myself into accent problems ! I love both US and UK accent but I've set my keyboard as US keyboard. So I'll be using Organise as Organize, Realise as Realize , Colour as Color. Or else I'll be facing these annoying problems : ( The red zigzag underline under every UK spelling )

So, I think I gonna stop confusing myself now.

HUNK OR JUNK ? ( I re-edit this post,think you have to read it again )

First of all, this is just my 'opinion' guys. You don't have to get serious about it, don't get yourself from posttraumatric ! I know you won't ;)

Okay, I don't care what you all say, but I don't like these FAGGOTS ! I just can't understand how did Korean boy band get famous so successfully. I seriously don't know who they phuck are they, found these pictures on facebook random users.

I don't understand. They're both wearing suit, but why did they just looked so different ? That Junk even applied make-up ! Totally a FAGGOT ! FAILED !

Okay, I seriously don't know who the hell is that Junk. What do you call a male with a teddy bear ? ( It's different if you yourself is a werewolf . )Yes, you're right, it's 'Sissy' ! At young age, korean guys start to do plastic surgery to become 'prettier'.

 

Do you see Zac Efron holding a lollipop dancing around with a phone ? Hell no, High school musical sucks but at least he didn't dance with a lollipop around. He's growing up manly and I have no idea what the hell did korean guys grow into, more feminine ?

Erm, I guess both the hunks turned junks ! Mark from Westlife just got engaged with his boyfriend Kevin on 28 January 2010 ! But Eminem says : If someone love each other, what the hell we're caring for ?

BUMMER BUMMER BUMMMMMMMER ! WHAT HAPPENED TO MY LOVE ? 

What's with his belly and his hair ? But I guess I still love him ! HAHAH !


WHOEVER HATES ME. I'M TELLIN' , I M NOT RACIST ! I USED TO LOVE K-POP. I LEARNED KOREAN AND EVERYTHING. I KNOW SOMEONE VIEWED THIS and hates me ;)

Cause that's the only thing I had that still make sense.

Played by ear ! Jangan complain banyak !

Everytime ~ ( incomplete )

 

Everytime I try to fly I fall without my wings, I feel so small . 

( I never knew Britney has wings , she's fairy ! )